first guy is a sassy european mens’ acessories salesman who is very into the skater trend hes also kind of a jerk and likes to screw with people
second guy is a crab fisherman/ gentle giant who likes basketball and isnt too bright but tries really hard
girl is a badass assasin and gypsy who grew up in the slums and wont take shit from any man
fourth guy is the dorky middle school science teacher who tries to be cool and assign cool projects and makes the kiddos watch videos all the time. he thinks hes bill nye.